I have a book of cajun folk tales, most of which seem to have been
invented in order to scare kids into obedience. As you'd expect, a lot
of them are swamp-based. One of my favourites is a character called
Half-Man, who is a man cut in half length-ways, therefore having only
one leg and one arm. He gets about by bending backwards and holding his
leg to make himself into a wheel (a lot like the yoga position of the
same name, only with less limbs). In the version I read he accompanied
this by the words 'Ooga booga, I'm gonna gitcha!' which adds a bit of
comedy to what is actually a pretty horrific image. Anyway, this isn't
half man, this is just some kind of swamp-dwelling aberration with which
I wouldn't dream of scaring any kids. Not that it would. Kids today are
tough.
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