Thursday 26 January 2012
Wednesday 18 January 2012
Tuesday 17 January 2012
Monday 16 January 2012
Punk's Gone to War
Saturday 14 January 2012
Friday 13 January 2012
The New Year is IN
Well, 2011 has been another stonking year for us here at the Bi-Polar Explorer Magazine. We've had our ups, we've had out downs... Then up again... Then down again... But we're big enough to hold up and hands and say 'Yeah. I did punch that man. He looked at me funny.'
AND WE'D DO IT AGAIN, TOO!
To welcome in 2012, we thought 'Why waste all that paper and kill all those rainforests when we can just whack it all on a blog?' so the magazine is coming to you in this new format. Slick, modern (in an already retro sort of way) and in bite-size chunks - easy for you to munch down with your pills. WHO SAID THAT?!
We have a couple of additions to our team - IT wizard Barry Apemother (well, he's got a GNVQ in word processing), and PA Tarquin, who is the son of one of our sponsors and knows how to make tea. Sort of. But not coffee- seriously, have you never made coffee before? Do you even know what coffee is, you f***ing yokel?
We've also shed a bit of dead wood. After numerous complaints about the increasinly alarming fantasy tales penned by resident writer Vivien Keithmoon, we decided to give him the chop. I think he's in jail now. Also, much-loved Pet Chef GorkyTrumps has moved on to another publication, because why did we even emply him in the first place?
We will bring you romance, mystery, suspense, laughter, tears, and little pieces of bread torn up and rolled into balls to give to the mallards (may they choke).
We hope that you enjoy the blog. We literally bled to make it happen. No, really, Sam's hand came off in the shredder, it was incredible- I've never seen so much blood.
Genine, leave that bit out.
We look forward to a fulfilling 2012 in your company, dear readers. Yeah whatever. F*** off.
Maureen Moron, Editor in Chief
AND WE'D DO IT AGAIN, TOO!
To welcome in 2012, we thought 'Why waste all that paper and kill all those rainforests when we can just whack it all on a blog?' so the magazine is coming to you in this new format. Slick, modern (in an already retro sort of way) and in bite-size chunks - easy for you to munch down with your pills. WHO SAID THAT?!
We have a couple of additions to our team - IT wizard Barry Apemother (well, he's got a GNVQ in word processing), and PA Tarquin, who is the son of one of our sponsors and knows how to make tea. Sort of. But not coffee- seriously, have you never made coffee before? Do you even know what coffee is, you f***ing yokel?
We've also shed a bit of dead wood. After numerous complaints about the increasinly alarming fantasy tales penned by resident writer Vivien Keithmoon, we decided to give him the chop. I think he's in jail now. Also, much-loved Pet Chef GorkyTrumps has moved on to another publication, because why did we even emply him in the first place?
We will bring you romance, mystery, suspense, laughter, tears, and little pieces of bread torn up and rolled into balls to give to the mallards (may they choke).
We hope that you enjoy the blog. We literally bled to make it happen. No, really, Sam's hand came off in the shredder, it was incredible- I've never seen so much blood.
Genine, leave that bit out.
We look forward to a fulfilling 2012 in your company, dear readers. Yeah whatever. F*** off.
Maureen Moron, Editor in Chief
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