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Beaten bloody by rainbows

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Thank You For Waiting

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Monday, 6 February 2012

Tickets Please

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Friday, 3 February 2012

Doom and Gloom

I was listening to Uriah Heep...
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Coming Through the Trees

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Thursday, 26 January 2012

Unknown Events from History

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Landscape

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Night Watch

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Car Crash Central welcomes careful drivers!

Dear visitor: you are welcome to Car Crash Central!
We are pleased to introduce to you our Museum of Disappointment (a unique collection of lost battles, failed scientiffic experiments, and things that exploded with people inside), to our beautiful coast-line of sandy beaches (please don't swim, and wear thick-soled sandles at all times on the beaches. Actually maybe don't go on them at all. Just look at them from on the cliff through the telescope: a steal at only 20p a pop!), and to our fantastic inner-city shopping centre- putting the 'soul' back into 'aerosol'
-Are you sure you spelled that right, Terry? You might want to cross-check with dictionary.com -ED
Please feel free to peruse our wonderful guide, and to enjoy the highlights of our very special and unique town.
Many best wishes,
Margaret heavenlybody
Lady mayoress and former Arm Wrestling champion

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